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    1. Lymmie Lymmie
      Aug 14, 2017 at 4:03 PM
      Cudzu @ Cudzu: Gag joke
      Aug 14, 2017 at 4:03 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Can we cross the toad and the chicken in such a way? Put tad poles into eggs or something?
      Aug 14, 2017 at 4:03 PM
      Cudzu @ Cudzu: Nope
      Aug 14, 2017 at 4:04 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Aww i wanted psychadelic chickens.
      Aug 14, 2017 at 4:04 PM
      Cudzu @ Cudzu: Can grow flu virus
      Aug 14, 2017 at 4:09 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: I can do that without chickens.
      Aug 14, 2017 at 4:09 PM
      Cudzu @ Cudzu: The web site seems spiffy today. Very responsive.
      Aug 14, 2017 at 4:11 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: I cant tell my nets been real weird the last couple days
      Aug 14, 2017 at 4:14 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Uhg i just realized ive got 14 plants growing right now. That math is going to get ugly in a few weeks XD
      Aug 14, 2017 at 4:32 PM
      Cudzu @ Cudzu: Ur gonna max ur 4x4 tent. Omg
      Aug 14, 2017 at 4:32 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Oh. Already doin that lol. 5 plants in there. I think i could fill it with 2 hydro though.
      Aug 14, 2017 at 4:34 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Ima go take a short nap. Be back this evening.
      Aug 14, 2017 at 8:14 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Backses
      Aug 14, 2017 at 9:34 PM
      Lite @ Lite: 2 plants at 2.9oz
      Aug 14, 2017 at 9:34 PM
      Lite @ Lite: :\
      Aug 15, 2017 at 1:19 AM
      Ted @ Ted: We failed on the new site. We can't do single login for chat and forum, so I am deciding to move forward with them separate and focus mainly on the forum. Decisions, decisions, decisions. I am also pricing everything out to see how much it would cost to get life back to normal in the US.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 1:19 AM
      Ted @ Ted: Also, good evening gents :)
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:19 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Heyo Ted.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:20 AM
      Ted @ Ted: Hi Lymmie, how are you?
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:20 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: @Lite Thats still better than last time though right? As long as you are moving forward bud!
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:20 AM
      Ted @ Ted: Still better. I am sitting here doing a full budget inventory and home loan research
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:22 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Im ok Ted. Was a long day. Didnt get to sleep last night had to wait an hour and a half to be seen for my appointment today. Seriously what is the point of an appointment if you are going to be so unprofessional as to leave me sitting and waiting. Then got home and had to mix up new nute solution and ph the crap out of the buckets. Was down to 3.8 today! Lowest ive gotten yet =P
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:22 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Feelin that itch to get back home eh?
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:22 AM
      Ted @ Ted: I always feel that way about appointments. Rarely have I ever been seen on time. I expect it...sadly.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:22 AM
      Ted @ Ted: How is the grow going?
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:23 AM
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:23 AM
      Ted @ Ted: I don't know if I am itching. The kids and the Mrs isn't happy and that isn't good. I will probably take a $15K hit for the move but I need my family to be happy.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:23 AM
      Ted @ Ted: Beautiful pics!
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:24 AM
      Ted @ Ted: Plus in the US I can have my car back, full medical access, smoke, VA, and base access. I can probably live fatter and we can work if we want to.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:24 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Thank you. Im really proud of this so far. The way the frost is forming on the leaves and then creeping towards the buds. This is going to be some very nice smoke.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:25 AM
      Ted @ Ted: You should be proud. Those are damn good results.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:25 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: There will be more resources for you to make use of as well...like amazon. =P
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:26 AM
      Ted @ Ted: Amazon is my best friend. I almost never have to leave home. I really want to be in a Google Fiber locastion too.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:33 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: That would be badassery at its finest. I just want an unlimited connection. I dont care if its only 15 megs =P
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:34 AM
      Ted @ Ted: Ya you are in really bad shape. You can come hang out with me and enjoy unlimited internet.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:35 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Just get like 4 shipping containers and put them underground all welded together. Thatll be the grow room slash Lymmie's man cave. =P
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:35 AM
      Ted @ Ted: I would never want to leave it. Sounds like an amazing place!
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:36 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Lol. Get out of my weed shelter and go pay attention to your family ted!
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:36 AM
      Ted @ Ted: but...but...they said I could come over :(
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:37 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: That was a month ago! I saw your children trying to spear hunt Cudzu's chickens for breakfast.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:38 AM
      Ted @ Ted: those kids never listen anyways. Cudzu should never have moved next door
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:38 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Haha.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:39 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Oh so i found a hydro shop near me supposedly...showed up at the address on google and it was someones house. Lol drove off cuz i was too creeped out. Latero n I messaged them on facebook and they seem to be legit just operating a business out of their shed. How rural this place is still gets to me on occasion. Out in oregon if someones selling you something out of a shed its illegal and may wind up getting you shot at =P
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:40 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: I hope some day I dont feel this scared and distrustful of others.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:40 AM
      Ted @ Ted: That is badass though! Having some supplies near you should make it super easy to do even more unless they are really expensive.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:41 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Absolutely and having someone who can help answer my questions on how to set it up will be invaluable.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:41 AM
      Ted @ Ted: brb
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:42 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: kk
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:45 AM
      Ted @ Ted: phone call from the moving company
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:45 AM
      Ted @ Ted: They wanted info for door to door move. I found a house for sale next to my sister-in-law. The sisters are very close...
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:46 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Oh wow. You really are taking this seriously! Lol Yesterday it was a visit. Today its WE GOTTA GTFO! QUICK HEAD TO AMERICA BEFORE THE WAR STARTS!
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:46 AM
      Ted @ Ted: The downside, it's Florida.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:46 AM
      Ted @ Ted: lol, no I just want a full budget laid out as a backup. I always like to have a plan B. Especially as my disability is getting closer to wrapping up.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:47 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: I get ya. Im the same way I try to predict what can go wrong before it does so that I know what to do if it does.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:47 AM
      Ted @ Ted: I still want to visit, but if the price isn't bad then I am in. The same model car I sold in Korea for $4000 is available for $4000 in better condition in the states, so that is checked off.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:48 AM
      Ted @ Ted: Ya, I like it here, but just me liking it here doesn't really help put smilies on people faces.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:49 AM
      Ted @ Ted: We will see how it goes.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:49 AM
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:50 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Grease monkey ted. =P
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:50 AM
      Ted @ Ted: Looks like a good dude!
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:50 AM
      Ted @ Ted: I am not really a grease monkey, but I know how to work on cars inside and out.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:50 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Haha. He looks similar to you in my opinion. But yeah he got famous for making car repair videos. ETCG or eric the car guy.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:51 AM
      Ted @ Ted: I probably watched a bunch of his videos.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:51 AM
      Ted @ Ted: I miss my car and when I was searching I could feel the feels man
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:52 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: I like him cuz hes a no bs kinda guy. Theres one channel i cant stand called scotty kilmer. Dude is loud and annoying and only offers the mostic stupid basic shit information thats only going to help make a stupid person feel smart when they learn how to check their own oil =P
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:53 AM
      Ted @ Ted: I don't like those channels. Some people feel the need to be like that I guess.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:54 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Yeah im not a grease monkey much either. I like detailing. Polishing a turd. And I like to install stereos and electronics.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:54 AM
      Ted @ Ted: I can do it, but I do not enjoy it. I am just not into a car I guess. I like that it takes me places.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:56 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: I probably will care less as the years go on and my body says eff you some more.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:57 AM
      Ted @ Ted: Ya priorities shift a lot as you get older.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:58 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Yeah. Im only nearing my 30's and i can see that. Helps me out to realize this now though and not regret things later on. Try to do as much as I can now. =)
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:59 AM
      Ted @ Ted: Ya it only gets harder the older you get. I know my priorities in the past 10 years has changed a lot.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 2:59 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Haha. Whatd young ted wanna be when he grew up? I wanted to be a veterinarian. Ive always preferred animals over people.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 3:00 AM
      Ted @ Ted: I wanted to be a millionaire
      Aug 15, 2017 at 3:00 AM
      Ted @ Ted: I wanted to be surrounded by women and money and doing whatever the fuck I wanted. I achieved a little of those goals.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 3:03 AM
      Ted @ Ted: The developer is online now. I might have something to work with shortly.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 3:11 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Haha. Lofty goals for a kid. I dont think i care if im a millionaire but i want to learn how to be self sufficient and live comfortably.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 3:11 AM
      Ted @ Ted: I hustled my entire life since I was 8 years old. I made serious cash growing up.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 3:12 AM
      Ted @ Ted: Back then I had high goals. Of course my goals are a lot different now.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 3:13 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Hehe. Well we both need cash to fund our adventures. So hopefully you still got some hustler in ya. =P
      Aug 15, 2017 at 3:14 AM
      Ted @ Ted: I still have the hustle. I am just in the wrong location for my hustle.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 1:14 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: @Ted Hey bud the webmail is down at teds mj.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 6:16 PM
      Ted @ Ted: I will have to check.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 6:20 PM
      Ted @ Ted: Oh I think they are working on the server at the datacenter
      Aug 15, 2017 at 6:56 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Ah, ok. Annoying.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 6:59 PM
      Ted @ Ted: Ya, I just put in a support ticket and restarted the server. Not sure what happened.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 7:21 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Tear em a new one or two.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 7:22 PM
      Ted @ Ted: lol, I would like to, but I will take a working site first.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 7:22 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: @Lite Where you at slacker? =)
      Aug 15, 2017 at 7:23 PM
      Ted @ Ted: He is busy slacking
      Aug 15, 2017 at 7:25 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Apparently.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 7:26 PM
      Ted @ Ted: I am bringing the server up again to see if that resolves it. Fingers crossed...
      Aug 15, 2017 at 7:27 PM
      Ted @ Ted: Everything is installed, but the database isn't connected yet. The forum will be online in about 6-8 hours finally.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 7:33 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Hell yeah man.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 7:33 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Congratulations =)
      Aug 15, 2017 at 7:34 PM
      Ted @ Ted: Thanks, now we just need access :)
      Aug 15, 2017 at 7:34 PM
      Ted @ Ted: The trade off is that you would need to register/sign in to use the forum and the chat. They are not "wired" together for single logon.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 7:35 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: I read that. You couldnt get the 2 to talk to eachother?
      Aug 15, 2017 at 7:46 PM
      Ted @ Ted: Nah, it was too much of a struggle I guess. I didn't want to walk away empty handed. I took what I could.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 7:51 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Thats going to be an issue I think. People are lazy as shit as is. We would do well to have a login with facebook type button. A login/instance manager that handles logging in twice on a backend that someone never sees.. But something that could be addressed later after things are functioning.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 7:52 PM
      Ted @ Ted: We have social login. I will still try to combine them. I just couldn't this time. I will repost the job to do it though. I don't give up that easy.
      Aug 15, 2017 at 7:52 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: =) Like i said. In time!
      Aug 15, 2017 at 8:50 PM
      Ted @ Ted: I found the error Lymmie, email is back...not sure how part of the server was turned off...
      Aug 15, 2017 at 9:01 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Darn server gremlins
      Aug 16, 2017 at 5:40 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: @Ted Whats the forum post image upload size limit? It was giving me grief for a 6.8mb picture.
      Aug 16, 2017 at 5:44 PM
      Ted @ Ted: Ya it's a complicated issue. Big pictures run through bandwidth and server resources quickly. When it's only a few folks doing it it's not a big deal but when you have 100+ people online at once on a server like this one it can grind it to a halt.
      Aug 16, 2017 at 5:45 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Yeah. I can understand both angles. I want the highest possible quality. Id totally upload raw if my camera could do it lol.
      Aug 16, 2017 at 5:46 PM
      Ted @ Ted: lol, I always resize the down to 1920 x 1080. It happens after the upload though and not during.
      Aug 16, 2017 at 5:47 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Everytime i try to shrink a photo down it destroys the image quality. If you try and zoom in it becomes super blurry whereas with my photos unmolested I can zoom in and see all the cat hair stuck to my weed lol
      Aug 16, 2017 at 6:10 PM
      Ted @ Ted: If I had the server resources to store 4K+ quality photos I would. Takes a lot of storage when done on a bigger scale than a few people. This is why websites like Mass Roots is successful in that regard.
      Aug 16, 2017 at 6:13 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Yeah. When i was looking at websites I saw how expensive data is. Not many were unlimited and those that were got pricy quick.
      Aug 16, 2017 at 6:16 PM
      Ted @ Ted: Ya servers are no joke when it comes to data. You can run out very quick which is why serious websites that store massive amounts either use Amazon S3 starting out and then spend millions on datacenters later on like Facebook.
      Aug 16, 2017 at 6:26 PM
      Ted @ Ted: I have changed the settings to allow up to 10Mb images. They will all be resized down to 2560 x 1440px automatically.
      Aug 16, 2017 at 6:26 PM
      Ted @ Ted: I might need to bring that down a bit but for now I will try it out.
      Aug 16, 2017 at 6:29 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Curious if it auto resizes how come it rejects the photos that are too big?
      Aug 16, 2017 at 6:30 PM
      Ted @ Ted: No, it's because I had it set to 5Mb for uploads in attachments.
      Aug 16, 2017 at 6:31 PM
      Ted @ Ted: I never set dimensions before. I have now. The max resolution after upload will be 2560 x 1440
      Aug 16, 2017 at 6:32 PM
      Ted @ Ted: That is a bit more than 2K and probably the average screen real estate. I would go 4K if I had a ton of disk storage, but I don't. I have about 80GB of SSD storage for TMF at the moment and will expand to Amazon S3 when it makes sense.
      Aug 16, 2017 at 6:36 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Could you not expand your storage through slower mechanical slave drives? Maybe in a striped raid configuration for data security?
      Aug 16, 2017 at 6:39 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Lol...
      Aug 16, 2017 at 6:39 PM
      Ted @ Ted: Well I rent part of a server in a datacenter in Chicago so I don't physically have access to it. If I had one in my house then those limitations wouldn't hold me back.
      Aug 16, 2017 at 8:22 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: @Lite Hey man. Where you at?
      Aug 16, 2017 at 11:38 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: *cries* I found seeds for my favorite strian but its 150 bucks. Someday though. And i know how to make the strain if i need too...just involves a trip to mexico and iran. lol
      Aug 17, 2017 at 1:02 AM
      Ted @ Ted: Damn, that has to be a really good strain
      Aug 17, 2017 at 1:02 AM
      Ted @ Ted: You need a backer...lol
      Aug 17, 2017 at 2:40 AM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Haha. Its called Jazz. Oaxacan landrace and iranian landrace. It is by far the most relaxing smoke ive ever had in my life.
      Aug 17, 2017 at 5:39 AM
      Ted @ Ted: You are selling it very well. That right there must be amazing and expensive. You need to be a quality grower to step into those kinds of seeds.
      Aug 17, 2017 at 1:58 PM
      Curry glennt @ Curry glennt: Hello guys
      Aug 17, 2017 at 6:52 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: @Curry glennt Hey there. Welcome to teds marijuana.
      Aug 17, 2017 at 8:24 PM
      Lymmie @ Lymmie: Am around if anyone wants to chat. =)

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